Stolen from my brother:
1. How did you meet 13: at The Work.
2. What would you do if you NEVER met 6: Not have as good of taste in music, not have some of the best memories from college, and not have such a raging case of Giant-TV-Envy.
3. What would you do if 2 and 9 dated: Hide. Somebody would die. One of those irresistable force/immovable object personality things.
4. Did you ever like 8: I still like her. (Moreso now that she's not The Boss)
5. Would 1 and 5 be a good couple: No, I don't think so. But if they did get together, I could probably retire if I sold videos.
6. Is number 11 gay/lesbian: Not to my knowledge. If he was, he'd be fighting off guys with a stick.
7. Would you tell secrets to 4: Would, and have.
8. What is your first memory of 3: Not the first time we met, but one of the earliest memories is "The Lion King." If you don't know, I'm not telling.
9. Do you know any of 1â€™s family members: I am one of her family members. I know most of the rest of them too.
10. Whatâ€™s 10â€™s favorite color? Uh oh. Red? Her kitchen is red.
11. What would you do if 9 just confessed he/she liked you: Get him another beer.
12. What language does number 3 speak? Generally, English.
13. Who is 8 going out with: #9
14. What grade is 12 in: Is the AARP a grade?
15. When did you last see 7: At his wedding!
16. What is 5â€™s favorite band: GTX Express
17. Would you ever date 3: Well, discounting the whole marriage thing, and sexual preference thing, it's still a no. I don't think I have the fortitude for that.
18. Is 1 hot: Well, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is Mick Jagger, and 10 is the core of a white dwarf star, she'd be an infinity and a half.
19. Is 12 single: Nope.
20. Where the hell is question 20?
21. Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 1: We try not to be too serious.
22. Where does 8 go to school: School for Sucka's maybe.
23. Whatâ€™s 4â€™s best physical feature: Well, I could be tactful and PC and crap, but she's female, and like 90% of the females in the world, I'm going with the chest.
24. Are number 4 & 5 Best friends: I think they've met breifly once.
25. Is 7 a girl or boy: Man.
26. Who is number 5 in love with: Her husband, her cat, and her Tivo. Not sure of the order though.
27. What is your last memory of 7: The smile on his face as he looked at his new bride.
28. Have you ever hooked up with number 4: Uh... no.
29. What is the funniest memory of 1: That one time, when she did that thing.
30. What is your relationship with number 6: Very, very good friends.
31. How old is 13: 12? 13? 26?
32. How close are you with number 1: Slightly closer than I am to me.
33. Would you sleep with number 7: He's my dad.
34. Whatâ€™s your favorite memory with 4: Trading book reviews.
35 Whos number 5 best friends with: Her cat, her husband and her tivo?
36. Whatâ€™s your favorite thing about number 2: His writing, which he dosn't do enough of.
37. Is 5 a virgin: Nope.